We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
