This girl is more easily done than said...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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