how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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