There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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