There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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