sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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