Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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