My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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