Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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