I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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