No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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