I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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