school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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