if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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