shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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