it wasn't lemon gatorade
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
