I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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