Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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