Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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