no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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