no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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