I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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