I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
