May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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