May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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