i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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