I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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