You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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