Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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