Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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