we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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