well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Come on in and take your pants off
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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