i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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