went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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