So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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