Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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