The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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