I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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