whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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