haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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