went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
