Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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