Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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