haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you inspire me to be a worse person
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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