GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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