So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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