you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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