Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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