I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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