Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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