only you would photoshop your dick
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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