I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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