the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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